The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I don't think brook has ever known best
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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