But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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