Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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