When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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