Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Well I just put wine in my tea
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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