you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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