i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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