So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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