my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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