He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
wakey wakey hands off snakey
so let's talk penis.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
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You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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