Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i already hear my dad disowning me
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
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all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
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