I wanna bring you to show and tell
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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