I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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