Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
It's just like the Real World with babies
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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