I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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