i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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