Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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