Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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