I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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