S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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