420 ftw
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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