Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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