so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
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I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I want a musical about memes.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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