I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
