Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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