Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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