it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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