i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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