i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
