dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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