:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
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I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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