What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My friends, they love my intelligence
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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