North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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