i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
40s are totally the cure
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
my liver is dry heaving
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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