I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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