So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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