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shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
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I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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