He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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