he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Randomize
