i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Randomize
