They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
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Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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