There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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