I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Is this like a preordered booty call?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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