i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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