Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Drunk is not a location!
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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