This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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