Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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