Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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