Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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