Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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