Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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