she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
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The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
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