i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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