My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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