??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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